Final Cumulatives - The Murderous Puffin

The following is the result of beginning with the same starter statement "The puffin murders clowns" and then experimenting with adding different types of cumulative additions to the end of it. Like I said, these are the last ones (at least for awhile) so don't freak out and run into a wall. Enjoy.


1. The puffin murders clowns, stabbing them with his beak, grinding their bones to dust.

2. The puffin murders clowns, laughing wickedly, smiling viciously.

3. The puffin murders clowns, the clowns at the circus, the clowns that are not funny.

4. The puffin murders clowns, a vicious puffin, a vindictive puffin.

5. The puffin murders clowns, a pool of blood covering the floor, a sea of screams flooding the air.

6.The puffin murders clowns, an angry puffin looking for vengeance, a righteous soldier fighting for justice.

7. The puffin murders clowns, its eyes shining in the tent lights, its beak covered in clown guts.

8. The puffin murders clowns, madly thrashing about, cruelly diving to and fro.

9. The puffin murders clowns, the loud circus drowning out the screams, the carnival midway unaware.